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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Have you experimented with bestiality?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

What were Hitler’s habits?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Scale AI founder Alexandr Wang says he's waiting for Elon Musk's Neuralink before he has kids - Business Insider

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

No go.

So they tried

No, not a chance

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

How Many Burgers Are Too Many Burgers? Here's What Health Experts Advise. - HuffPost

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.